She says she wants to live in a movie
I say I want someone else to stand behind me
And write it all down
'Cause I can't be bothered doing it myself
And I don't want the responsibility of proving its importance

Song of the Day

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Good table image

It's important.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5337888433: Table Bunch Grass - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:18:00 ET - 2008/02/21
Seat 1: premgolf ($400)
Seat 2: gifthorse ($429.30)
Seat 3: Nutzunurchin ($388.55), is sitting out
Seat 4: HeyPokerMan ($385)
Seat 5: Ivanei Ivanov ($410)
Seat 6: Mammola ($400)
Seat 7: famouslastwords ($765)
Seat 8: mischa_007 ($104)
Seat 9: branth24 ($1,134.90)
Ivanei Ivanov posts the small blind of $2
Mammola posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS **
Dealt to famouslastwords [Jd Js]
famouslastwords raises to $14
mischa_007 folds
branth24 calls $14
premgolf folds
gifthorse folds
HeyPokerMan folds
Ivanei Ivanov has 15 seconds left to act
Ivanei Ivanov folds
Mammola has 15 seconds left to act
Mammola folds
** FLOP ** [8s 2h Qd]
Mammola adds $4
famouslastwords checks
branth24 bets $34
famouslastwords calls $34
*** TURN ** [8s 2h Qd] [Jc]
famouslastwords checks
branth24 bets $100
famouslastwords has 15 seconds left to act
famouslastwords raises to $402
branth24 calls $302
*** RIVER ** [8s 2h Qd Jc] [6s]
famouslastwords has 15 seconds left to act
famouslastwords bets $315, and is all in
branth24 has 15 seconds left to act
branth24 calls $315
*** SHOW DOWN **
famouslastwords shows [Jd Js] three of a kind, Jacks
branth24 mucks
famouslastwords wins the pot ($1,533) with three of a kind, Jacks
** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,536 | Rake $3
Board: [8s 2h Qd Jc 6s]
Seat 1: premgolf didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: gifthorse didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Nutzunurchin is sitting out
Seat 4: HeyPokerMan (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Ivanei Ivanov (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Mammola (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: famouslastwords showed [Jd Js] and won ($1,533) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: mischa_007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: branth24 mucked [8c 9c] - a pair of Eights

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Randomness

For some reason this exchange from the barenaked.net board cracked me up (mostly the last response):

MrGuard:
To all the Cruise Ladies
I hope that Valentines Day was amazing and that each and every one of you would be my valentine (wink)

James
MrGuard

BrianBNL:
Thank you so much for wishing me an amazing Valentine's day...and I'm so very flattered that you want to be my Valentine, but unfortunately, I find you just a wee bit (or maybe more) creepy, Mr. Guard...

Mr Guard:
I'm not sure which is creepier, my wish to you or the fact that you consider yourself one of the cruise ladies.. LOL...

James
MrGuard

MuppetfromHell:
OOOH!!!! I'm sure!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Who's Counting, Anyway?

OK, so a day later, a week and a half later, all the same in the grand scheme of things...But I better write this down now before this vacation completely fades from memory!

Vacation Top Ten List:
10) Cab driver to the airport on our way back home who kept going on and on about how Tom Brady had once been in his cab and left his water bottle (or possibly gave it to the cabbie w/ his autograph? I couldn't quite follow), so now he has "Tom Brady's DNA" to prove to everyone that he was actually in his cab. He just has to get it tested. Funniest part: Katherine good-naturedly commenting, "Ah, I think you would need something to compare it to," and him just continuing the conversation over her, oblivious.
9) 24-hour soft serve swirlie flavor frogurt on the ship (the swirlie is the most important part!)
8)Watching Ed play Rock Band with fans, esp. when trying to sing "Say it Ain't So" without knowing all the words (he employed my brother's technique of just kind of mumbling in the right key at the fast parts), helping this little 5-yr-old girl sing Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive," and failing at the drums on hard and deciding the game "needed" calibration. [Pretty funny also to see that and then see him actually playing drums -- perfectly well, from what I could tell -- with Brothers Creegan the next night.]
7)The Music of Paul McCartney thing that Steve Page and the dude from Harvey Danger did. I don't even like Paul McCartney, but this was really cool. First time I ever realized the chorus of "Maybe I'm Amazed" is not "Baby I'm Amazed" (uh, yeah, duh).
6)Towel animals!
5)Meeting Adam of the Gusters and somehow ending up discussing Puppetry of the Penis.
4)Hearing Box Set live.
3)Spontaneous second encore of When I Fall at BNL show. It was just...yeah. Crazy amount of energy in that room. Probably my favorite concert moment of all time.
2) Songwriter panel. It was totally not what I expected (which would have been a Q & A session about writing songs), but it was amazing.
1) Boothby Graffoe. He stole the show at the songwriter panel, and considering the line up, that was quite a feat. Classic British humor, perfect delivery, some of the funniest songs I've ever heard = unforgettable. Some examples: Kittens in a Bag, I Saw you on the Telly.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

He Makes Me Want Her Again

I still have to write some stuff about the cruise before I forget everything, but I'm too tired tonight. Hopefully tomorrow. I'll make a top ten list or something.

Anyway, I heard this song for the first time on the cruise, and it is just ridiculously good:


If BNL ever did a country album, I bet it would easily become my favorite album of theirs of all time.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Back; Losing My Religion

Back from cruise; so sad to be back. Definitely in the running for Best. Vacation. Ever!! Too tired to try to give it justice in writing now, though.

Just saw this, though, and had to post it. Apparently it was played in the spa on the cruise ship (wtf, wtf, but it is awesome):