Randomness

For some reason this exchange from the barenaked.net board cracked me up (mostly the last response):

MrGuard:

To all the Cruise Ladies
I hope that Valentines Day was amazing and that each and every one of you would be my valentine (wink)

James
MrGuard

BrianBNL:

Thank you so much for wishing me an amazing Valentine's day...and I'm so very flattered that you want to be my Valentine, but unfortunately, I find you just a wee bit (or maybe more) creepy, Mr. Guard...

Mr Guard:

I'm not sure which is creepier, my wish to you or the fact that you consider yourself one of the cruise ladies.. LOL...

James
MrGuard

MuppetfromHell:

OOOH!!!! I'm sure!