She says she wants to live in a movie
I say I want someone else to stand behind me
And write it all down
'Cause I can't be bothered doing it myself
And I don't want the responsibility of proving its importance

Song of the Day

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Funny Sequence of Hands

<3 Weekend Poker. The following hands were all played last night against the same villain, whose name will be changed to protect his right to donk around in anonymity (cue Dragnet music):
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HAND #1

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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $430.50
UTG+1: $181
MP: $198
CO: $187.70
BTN: $374
SB: $202
Crazy Weekend Donk: $550.65


Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $8, UTG+1 folds, MP raises to $26, 3 folds,
Crazy Weekend Donk calls $24, Hero raises to $88, MP folds,
Crazy Weekend Donk raises to $150, Hero raises to $430.50 and is All-In,
Crazy Weekend Donk calls $280.50

Flop: ($888) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


Turn: ($888) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


River: ($888) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


Results: $888 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked and LOST (-$430.50 NET)
Crazy Weekend Donk showed (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $885 (+$454.50 NET)


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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $254.55
SB: $196
BB: $178.60
UTG: $126
UTG+1: $191
UTG+2: $364.75
MP1: $113.25
Crazy Weekend Donk: $992.85
CO: $212.80


Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (BTN)

4 folds, Crazy Weekend Donk calls $2, CO folds, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, Crazy Weekend Donk raises to $18, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($39) (2 Players)
Crazy Weekend Donk bets $32, Hero raises to $236.55 and is All-In, Crazy Weekend Donk calls $204.55

Turn: ($512.10) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


River: ($512.10) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


Results: $512.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked and LOST (-$254.55 NET)
Crazy Weekend Donk showed (a flush, Ace high) and WON $509.10 (+$254.55 NET)


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HAND #3
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter


Hero (CO): $534.30
BTN: $196
SB: $179.80
BB: $178
UTG: $202.40
UTG+1: $195.40
Crazy Weekend Donk: $1,101.75
MP2: $312.55


Pre-Flop:
dealt to Hero (CO)

2 folds, Crazy Weekend Donk raises to $4, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $22, 3 folds, Crazy Weekend Donk raises to $40, Hero raises to $125, Crazy Weekend Donk calls $85

Flop: ($253) (2 Players)
Crazy Weekend Donk bets $976.75 and is All-In, Hero calls $409.30 and is All-In

Turn: ($1,071.60) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


River: ($1,071.60) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


Results: $1,071.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed (a pair of Kings) and WON $1,068.60 (+$534.30 NET)
Crazy Weekend Donk showed (high card Ace) and LOST (-$534.30 NET)


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HAND #4
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter


Hero (UTG+1): $1,071.60
MP1: $196
MP2: $178.80
CO: $173
BTN: $199.40
SB: $198.15
Crazy Weekend Donk: $567.45
UTG: $312.55


Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (UTG+1)

UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, CO calls $8, 2 folds, Crazy Weekend Donk raises to $86, Hero raises to $1,071.60 and is All-In, CO folds, Crazy Weekend Donk calls $481.45 and is All-In

Flop: ($1,143.90) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


Turn: ($1,143.90) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


River: ($1,143.90) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)


Results: $1,143.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed (a flush, Ace high) and WON $1,140.90 (+$573.45 NET)
Crazy Weekend Donk showed (a flush, Jack high) and LOST (-$567.45 NET)