Jobs

Careers I have considered at one point or another in my life:
Veterinarian
Archaeologist
Doctor (internal medicine, pathology or neurology)
Psychologist
Teacher (high school or college)
Baseball player
Baseball announcer/commentator
Journalist
Novelist/Screenwriter
Pro poker player
Truck driver
Dog walker
Pet shop owner
Film critic
Film director
Research scientist
Construction worker
Web designer
Software programmer
Manager of a movie rental store
Bookstore worker
Law Enforcement
Lawyer (criminal or constitutional)
Firefighter
Trophy wife

Careers I have never considered and could never imagine pursuing:
Dentist
Bus driver
Janitor
Politician
Ballet dancer
Event planner
Teacher (kindergarten or preschool)
Movie producer
Dressmaker
Accountant
Hair stylist
Nurse
Door to door salesperson
Telemarketer
Receptionist
Podiatrist
Dermatologist
Pediatrician
Car salesman
Snake charmer
Entomologist
Lawyer (corporate or tax)
Babysitter
Lion tamer
Prison guard
Criminal
Violinist