She says she wants to live in a movie
I say I want someone else to stand behind me
And write it all down
'Cause I can't be bothered doing it myself
And I don't want the responsibility of proving its importance

Song of the Day

Monday, July 14, 2008

Achyachacha

Someone in my office keeps making coffee with only half of the coffee package. I have no idea why. It is disgusting and putting me on severe life tilt.

Friday, June 20, 2008

An Important New Invention

Improved ice cream scooper. Just brilliant. I wanna have an ice cream tower making contest.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

True Love

Firefox 3 is the bomb. Soo fast and nice. I love it so. That is all.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Grr Mondays

I hate Mondays as much as the next working stiff and am in a rather bad mood, so I thought I would post some funny links/pictures I have been accumulating over the last few days:

The Onion: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years


Bush says he uses "the Google."

Fox News is a legitimate news channel, really:


Penguins are always good for a laugh:

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Lucky Number 13?


Finally broke out of my slump at the tables tonight, even won some coinflips for once...who knew making a blog post of poker resolutions was such good luck? I should do that more often.

Actually, what I really did to activate my luckbox was make a cashout. See, I have a curse on my Full Tilt account, the very rare and valuable Reverse Cashout Curse. Most players, of course, suffer from the Cashout Curse. My situation is obviously much better. Every time I request a cashout, without fail, I go on a heater. You could set your watch by it.

Being a lifelong Cubs fan, I am quite used to curses and their usual ill-effects. So I am honored to have this rare +EV curse (possibly unique in the whole world of poker?).